Pete2000: anyone seen any good ghosts
Spoooked: Yeh Me
Pete2000: GR8 whatcha see
Spoooked: well didn’t actually see it yet but my computer is haunted
Pete2000: how can your computer be haunted?
Spoooked: I think there is a spirit possessing my DRAM memory – strange things keep happening
Pete2000: like what
Spoooked: sometimes I will be doing something like looking at photos and the computer will just freeze. Sometimes it will stay like that for a few minutes and sometimes I need to switch off and on again
Pete2000: that’s not a ghost – that’s just a crap computer
Spoooked: no really I had a friend check the computer – it’s okay
Pete2000: believe me your computer is not haunted
Spoooked: I bought an EMF meter – the type that they used to detect ghosts
Pete2000: I know what you mean I use them all the time
Spoooked: when I hold it close to the computer it goes berserk – so that proves it
Pete2000: try holding it up to your TV and your kettle
Spoooked: one minute
Spoooked: shite – the whole house is haunted!!!!!
Pete2000: no – nothing is haunted
Spoooked: well how come the EMF meter says that the TV, cooker, video, kettle, computer are all haunted
Pete2000: cos it detects electricity you idiot
Spoooked: oh
Pete2000: so there are NO ghosts in your computer
Spoooked: aaaarrgh – something strange is happening to my laptop – a mist is raising from it – taking on a human form – bloody hell – its coming at me – what should I d,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,